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Thursday, 7 March 2013

Batman

A couple of days ago, a man dressed as Batman, accompanied his friend, who was wanted by the Police to the police station in Bradford to hand himself in. News of this event spread around the world following a report on the BBC. People actually believed that the criminal had been arrested by the wannabe superhero. 
 
He did it for a laugh. However, with the present government continuously making cuts to the police force in a futile attempt to save money, criminals must be licking their lips at the prospects and opportunities that will surely present themselves in the absence of police on our streets. Consequently, this situation also presents new opportunities for vigilantes and would be superheroes.
Unfortunately, our bulging population does not lend itself the the usual image that most people have of superheroes. I did consider giving it a go myself, following an unfortunate incident where I got bitten by a radioactive rat. I didn't really gain any super powers, but I did lose the ability to vomit, and I now tend to stay very close to buildings whenever I go around corners!

22 comments:

  1. Why are all superheroes obsessed with lycra?

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  2. I think it's all about showing off their package. Perhaps it's pschological. Something to do with intimidating your foe.

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  3. I think Batman was grooming Robin.

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  4. Does the Thing from the Fantastic Four have a penis? and if he does is it made of stone?

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    1. If it is made of stone, he won't have any trouble getting it hard.

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  5. I always thought the stretchy guy from the Fantastic Four would be fun to play with!

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  6. Invisibility has got to be the best super power ever. The potential for fun and trouble would be limitless.

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  7. Invisibility would be a pervert's dream. Imagine the possibilities. I would probably end up on the sex offenders register if they ever found out who was doing it. but they wouldn't would they, because I would be invisible.

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  8. Flying would be a cool super power. Imagine the fun you could have crapping on unsuspecting people from great heights.

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  9. The ability to breath through my ears would be a useful super power.

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  10. I would like the ability to freeze time.

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    1. Well you could start by losing a few pounds Chunky!

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    2. I don't think you are fat Sally. In fact, if you were American they would probably think you had an eating disorder.

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  12. I want the power to never get tired. I could party forever.

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  13. X-ray vision . For me you can keep the fame and glory given a super hero . I just want x-ray vision the ability to see life in a whole new way .

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  14. Doctor Pork Sword

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