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Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Unemployment

When I was at school, every class had its token fat kid. When we left school we sought gainful employment competing with the other school leavers for those jobs available.
 
Nowadays, every school class is loaded with fat kids. Likewise, they seek gainful employment on completion of their studies. Unfortunately for them, opportunities are limited for fat people. I accept that that some vacancies do exist for circus freaks. There are also the occasional slots on reality shows, so that there are enough funny bloopers for the condensed highlight shows. They also make the pretty people look better by comparison.
 
There isn't much else they can do with there limited ability to move and poor sick records. It comes as no surprise that the unemployment rates are rising. What else can they do?
 
More fat people = Increased unemployment

 
 
 
 

19 comments:

  1. You can always hollow them out and use them as house boats for the homeless.

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  2. We can use them for rolling tarmac flat. That would help get rid of some of the pot holes that were probably made by the fat wobblers in the first place.

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  3. Swing them from cranes for demolition.

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  4. They could join the police. They would be too fat to catch any criminals and they will die long before they would ever draw a pension. The prisons would be empty also. That would save a few quid for the government.

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    1. Wouldn't that lead to increased unemployment for prison staff? Fat people would still equal unemployment.

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  5. What is wrong with being fat? Why are you so cruel to us?

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    1. Look at yourself. You are cruel to yourself.

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  6. How about a gladiator school for fat people. It would work on a winner gets fed basis. Imagine the fights that would take place over doughnuts! It would be great entertainment for the rest of us and really lift our spirits during this time of economic hardship.

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  7. Skin them and tan their hides for leather.

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  8. That's a bit cruel. I have got many fat friends.

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    1. Is that because they make you feel better looking by comparison?

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    2. I don't have self esteem issues Ben, do you?

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    3. Turn thee Ben Volio!

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  9. I like fat people. They make me laugh when they try to run.

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    1. We could race them for fun.

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    2. Run fat boy run!

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  10. Put them in the army. Their stores of fat would mean that rations could be saved. Several other soldiers could also hide behind them in a fire fight.

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  11. Can we find a way to tax fat people. I bet they would soon get thin then.

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