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Monday, 10 June 2013

Fighting Squirrels

Once upon a time red squirrels ruled the trees of England. Then some genius had the bright idea to introduce grey squirrels (For all Americans reading this, that is the correct spelling of Grey). This resulted in the red squirrels getting a bit of a kicking. Consequently, few red squirrels remain in England.
On a trip to Canada, I noticed they had black squirrels. Now I have no idea how hard black squirrels are, but I'm keen to find out. Imagine the possibilities. Would the red squirrels welcome the new black squirrels and team up with them to fight back? Would the black squirrels be tough enough to overthrow the present reigning squirrel fighting champions alone. Leading to a potential new oppressor of squirrel kind.? Will the black squirrels fight the grey squirrels to a standstill, allowing for the red squirrels to make a timely comeback to reclaim the throne. The possibilities are endless.



21 comments:

  1. My money would be on the grey squirrels.

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    1. I'm backing a red and black squirrel alliance.

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  2. If boxing is anything to go by, bet on the black ones.

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  3. Squirrel Schwarzenegger

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  4. I love the pictures on this one.

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  5. Check out the Jay Cutler squirrel.

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    1. They are just tree rats.

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    2. They are Allah's creatures.

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  7. I love squirrels. They always look like they are having fun.

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    1. You look like you can eat anything.

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    2. Eu gosto de comer esquilos

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  9. I think the weasels will move in and finish them all off after the squirrel wars.

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    1. I think you will find that badgers are the wildlife bad boys.

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  10. I have squirrels in my garden. I think they are cheeky and cute.

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    1. In your Lady Garden!?!

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  11. I'm thinking of experimenting crossing a squirel with a ferret. Should beat the lot.

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  12. Are there any rules to this perceived conflict? Are weapons allowed?

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  13. I've heard that the Tufty Club are packing

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