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Sunday, 2 June 2013

Taking A Dip!


After the coldest Spring in living memory, Summer is finally here. This has taken us a little by surprise. Consequently, an abundance of long forgot activities are have returned to enrich our lives.
Swimming to many has become a distant memory. Consequently, swimming pool etiquette is often found wanting as I discovered to my shame. It is widely accepted that people frequently urinate in swimming pools. However, nobody told me that I couldn't stand on the side to do it.

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  1. You mad twat!

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  2. What's the score regarding crapping in the pool?

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  3. I threw up in a pool at a party once. It did not go down well.

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    1. That tends to be the trouble with pool parties.

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  4. There are far too many fat people in swimming pools to allow for a fun time.

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  5. I'm sure the woman in the first picture lives by me.

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  6. I once got banned from a pool in Ibiza for jumping off the diving board naked.

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    1. I would love to have seen that.

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    2. Love skinny dipping even with girls that aren't . Skinny that is

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  7. I'm not sure i want to go swimming again!

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  8. I never swim in public pools. But I suppose posh people pee in pools too.

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  9. It's alright for Germans. They're into that sort of thing.

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    1. Watersports are very popular in gay clubs.

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  10. I can't swim, so I never go to the pool.

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  11. There was a very funny clip on YouTube of a girl with diarrhea in a hot tub.

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    1. I've seen that clip. I loved the panic as everyone tried to get out all at once.

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  12. I feel embarrassed if I so much as fart in a swimming pool.

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    1. It's only embarrassing if you follow through.

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  13. My swimming days are long over.

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  14. Skinny dipping in the local reservoir was for us a summer extravaganza. Most families would be represented there. Prams, picnics and carry out's were the order of the day. Someones dad drowned one year due to drinking alcohol and swimming! In our favorite pond there was an Island to which the good swimmers would set out. Once I was behind a group when one of the stragglers took an asthma fit and was in trouble. I saved him, I'm not a hero no but I had rehearsed in my head what I would do in such circumstances. My plan was to get directly behind the person and dive under and push them to land, but it didn't work this well here. I dived under was was not strong enough to push this drowning man inland. Instead he held me under and I felt panic, fortunately my thrust was enough to get him to safety and I gained control to get ashore.They said I saved him but I know that I was lucky to get out alive.

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  15. I like to float some well shaped chocolate bars in swimming pools.

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  16. What has the fat woman in the picture got in her hand? it looks like she is waiting for a bus to take her to hospital with a urine sample.

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  17. In Israel we have very little obesity amongst the young.

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  18. I once peed in a pool at a party because the queue for the toilet was too long. I just couldn't hold it anymore.

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  19. You are all lower than animals

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    1. So who are the animals?
      http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3701612/Lego+Mohammed/

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    2. Have some of that you judgmental twat!

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  20. PMSL! which is better than doing it in the pool I suppose.

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  21. I always pee in the pool. I do it because it makes me feel naughty.

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    1. huuum fantastico!ı was aleady in a difficult situation making me itch ı went to the pool once ı enter the body and said that when ı went to the doctor mushrooms ı have never been from him.

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  22. Everyone pees in the pool. Very few admit it.

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