Not for the easily offended.
Where to you come up with this stuff? I laughed so much I spat my cup of tea out all over the tablecloth.
Starfish have no brains.
Is that true or have you got something against starfish?
You never see starfish on quiz shows.
Didn't a starfish once win Supermarket Sweep!
You never see a starfish on Question Time.
They could probably hold their own on Catchphrase.
Starfish make crap pets.
They won't fetch a stick.
But you don't have to clean their crap up off the pavement.
Starfish are cute and innocent.
You're cute, are you innocent?
I just knew starfish had to have a reason to exist. Who would have guessed it was entertainment value!
Does anybody know if starfish are edible?
You have to throw them before they dry out, or they become too light.
I can't believe you actually tried it.
Starfish make perfect decorations for sand castles.
Starfish would look good in my bathroom as its like a beach already!!
Did you miss the toilet?
I love your blog. Very funny.
I've eaten starfish. They taste stink!
Why did you eat a starfish?
Have you been eating chocolate starfish?
My dog always eats the starfish when we go to the beach.
I love starfish. They are so pretty.
Ali, you are a twat!
I like to lie naked on the beach with three carefully placed starfish