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Friday, 17 May 2013

Badgers

I see the farmers are up in arms again. They claim to have witnessed an increase in tuberculosis amongst their cattle. This they blame on the activities of badgers. I'm not sure what the badgers have been doing with their cattle, but apparently they are to blame. The farmers want action. They are demanding a cull of badgers.

Tuberculosis is also becoming an urban problem once again. After years off the radar, it is back, battering the lungs of our youth. They were spared vaccination due to the arrogance of our authorities, who believed that tuberculosis had been eradicated from our society. However, immigrants from the Indian Subcontinent and Eastern Europe have reintroduced this bacteria spread disease.

So how do they propose we deal with this outbreak? I don't like the way this is going. Before you know it, some overexcited Austrian will be trumpeting some rather extreme measures!

34 comments:

  1. There's nothing wrong with culling gingers.

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  2. I wouldn't miss Morris dancers.

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    1. I think Morris Dancing is very entertaining. Long may it continue. It makes me think of cider and summer.

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  4. I've never seen a badger, but they look really cute and huggable. Who could kill such a lovely creature.

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  5. If I could rid the country of a particular group of people, it would have to be scousers.

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    1. Starting with Jimmy Tarbuck.

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    2. They should use Liverpool for testing biological weapons.

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  6. Nothing wrong with the country side that's where I live.. I see badgers all the time they are funny and dumb lol like me..

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    1. Are you laughing at him or with him?

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    2. Leave the poor little chap alone. He clearly has issues.

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  7. I'm a city girl. I don't really understand the ways of the country. Badgers look like little cuties to me, but I've only ever seen them on television. Perhaps my opinion would change if I ever encountered one.

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  8. Killing fat people would have been a better idea for creating living space.

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  9. We would be better off culling Jeremy Kyle's guests.

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  10. Kill the chavs

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  11. They should hot chavs instead of foxes.

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  12. That was supposed to read hunt chavs. What was I thinking!

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  13. ..shall we start the first chav hunt...

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    1. We could set up traps involving fake Macdonalds and Bargain Booze.

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  14. Cull the benefit scroungers.

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  15. Gingers smell of spam.

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  16. I've never been with a ginger, so I have no idea what they smell of.

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  17. I'm blaming squirrels and short people.

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    1. And chavs from Gloucester.

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  18. In the USA Gingers are called Redheads, and the rock!

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    1. Redheads don't rock, they burn!

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  19. My Abba says that badgers are vicious

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  20. I think Morris dancers are fun.

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  21. Morris dancers are sad bastards

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