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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Product Placement

The government are concerned about the number of accidents occurring at Level Crossings. Apparently, ten people have died on them in the past year. Unfortunately, they are yet to come up with any new initiatives to improve safety standards on the crossings. They already have safety barriers and warning notices, but these are still proving insufficient. Personally, I think Level Crossings do a sterling job in cleaning up the gene pool.
If they really must make them safer, perhaps they should be looking are the surrounding environment, rather than wasting more of the tax payers money.

 I've noticed that new branches of Greggs have been springing up everywhere. Now I don't blame Greggs for trying to cash in on the Porker Pound. It is just a case of basic Supply and Demand. However, common sense dictates that they should not be allowed to open up new outlets in the immediate vicinity of Level Crossings. Once those lard lovers get a whiff of those pies, no warning notices or safety barriers are going to stop them. 

32 comments:

  1. It also costs a lot to hose their fat carcasses off the front of the trains.

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  2. Do they really have loyalty cards at Greggs?

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    1. I don't know about loyalty cards, but they do have gift vouchers

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    2. Greggs gift card = Stokie Sterling

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  3. I think they should make all level crossing barriers usin the Bulgarian and Romanian immigrants so they can earn their money...or get killed in their duty!!

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  4. If you had an incline up to the crossing the fatties would never make it.

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  5. You can't beat the power of the pie!

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    1. Are you a Greggs fan Bex?

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  6. Yes, but at least I'm not a fatty.

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  7. I would encourage Greggs to open more outlets near level crossings. It would probably save the NHS a lot of money in the long run.

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  8. This is certainly funnier than the public service announcement on tv.

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  9. Fish Fingers and Custard.....is that for real?

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    1. No worse than their other products

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    2. How about steak and kidney pie with custard.

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  10. There's always fat people queing out the door at Greggs

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  11. Do they have Greggs in America?

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  12. To my shame, I tend to eat in Burger King

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  13. Greggs is like a plague. They are everywhere.

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  14. I fear the fatties could derail the trains

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  15. I've never been in Greggs. I'm only little, I'm frightened I could get eaten.

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  16. Pies and ketchup. Food of the gods.

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