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Monday, 10 March 2014

Lazy Fox


There was a time when I empathised with foxes. Harried from pillar to post by baying hounds and chinless wonders. That was until I read an article about a fox that had travelled a record breaking 40 miles from its home. I was not impressed.
Foxes have got it easy. If I want to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records, I'm required to crack a couple of hundred walnuts with my forehead or eat a Vauxall Astra.

16 comments:

  1. Americans probably have most of the eating records.

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  2. I still don't like fox hunting.

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  3. They do have snake eating competitions in America

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  4. Why don't they just shoot the foxes. It must be easier.

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    1. I think it has something to do with the trill of the hunt.

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    2. Don't waste your breath on him. He's clearly retarded.

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    3. It's not fair. What is fair to say is that you Anon are trying to entertain us...that's fair enough thanks.

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    4. A good way of looking at it Gerry

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  5. If it was a working class sport there would be a law against it that was enforceable.

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  6. There a plenty of better ways of having fun than fox hunting x

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  7. I keep chickens so I'm not a fan of foxes. I wouldn't hunt them though.

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  8. I remember when Roy Castle presented record breakers. Nowadays it is all just stupid records being broken by mad people.

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