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Monday, 3 March 2014

On The Bright Side

Do you have a rear that resembles two zeppelins colliding in a pair of pants?
Have puffins attempted to nest in the crevices between your rolls of fat?
Have you been having sleepless nights due to you lack of a Valentines card......again?

Chins up fatty, it's pancake day tomorrow!

24 comments:

  1. Run fat boy run!

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  2. The nesting puffins could provide the eggs for the pancakes.

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  3. You can't beat traditional pancakes with sugar and lemon juice.

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    1. Strawberries and whipped cream on mine.

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    2. I'll give you some cream

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    3. Anon your more likely good at tossing the thnigs

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  4. Do you only have pancakes one day a year? I have them every day.

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  5. I bought some whipped cream to go on my pancakes, but I ended up using it for something else.

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    1. I bet you did it would go great on you plus a few other things

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    2. Mandy I thought you meant your were going to put cream on your pancakes, I was getting excited there.

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    3. I'll give you some cream.

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  6. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/millions-remember-the-martyrdom-of-saint-pancake-201202214919

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  7. Puffins nesting in crevices, so funny x

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