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Wednesday 30 July 2014

Public Toilets

Many public toilets are modernising their facilities. Replacing their old roller towels with new high powered hand dryers. Good news for normal folk, not so good for the fatties!
Due to their enormous bulk, they are unable to reach certain extremities. Hygiene is already an issue for them due to their excessive sweating (usually in the presence of salad or at he suggestion of physical activity). The inability to wipe will only add to the problem. At least with roller towels they can floss the parts they can't reach.

24 comments:

  1. That is so sick

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  2. I'm never using a roller towel again.

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  3. I feel dirty just reading this.

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  4. Yep! I stopped using those rollers years ago. Never seen a clean one

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  5. They dry it in the sun and then chip it off with a chisel.

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  6. I once fell asleep pissed on a public toilet. I was woken up by a police woman

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  7. I try to avoid public toilets. Although some of the conversations heard there make me laugh.

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  8. Public toilets do have their plus side

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    1. Yes, sometimes you've got to pee

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    2. What do you do in toilets Ben?

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    3. Yes Ben.....I totally agree.....!!

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    1. I love pictures of women pissing

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