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Tuesday 19 August 2014

Can You Help?

Like most people, I frequently find my email spam box littered with requests to help out a variety of unfortunates. Most are scams or hokum. Even genuine ones are often a little bizarre.

I recently received one informing me that twenty dogs were due to be put down the following morning and requesting my assistance. I don't even possess a gun! However, I do own a shovel which has proved very useful for caving in the heads of otters.
It gives you a nice warm feeling inside, knowing that you can help!

25 comments:

  1. A hammer would be better

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    1. Does anybody have a good recipe? They would probably make good tacos.

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    2. I wouldn't mind trying a dog taco

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  3. Why were they being destroyed?

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  4. It's actually Weapons of Mass Destruction. They're sort of like wet dreams for muslim dictators.

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  5. OMG! That is shocking, but it keeps making me giggle.

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  6. Sometimes these things got to be done

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  7. Some of those dogs are wearing gang colours.

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