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Sunday, 30 December 2012

Twiglets

Like much of our nation, I'm now basking in the contented afterglow of Christmas. I've worked out how much I can make on Ebay from unwanted gifts, and I'm munching my way through the leftover turkey and nibbles.
This annual post Christmas gorging provides opportunities to consume vittles that quite possibly could be illegal throughout the rest of the year. It's a known fact, that no man has ever entered a supermarket and purchased dips, unless he were a friend of Dorothy.
 
One of my guilty little pleasures at this time of year is Twiglets. Who would have thought that a wheat-based snack flavoured with yeast extract could cause such a commotion? My top tip to you all as we surge towards the new year is this, never ever eat a child's stick insect!

8 comments:

  1. You might be right. I'm gay and i buy dips.

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  2. When are we going to see you on Facebook?

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  3. I've seen you on Facebook Lu Lui x

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    1. I hope you posted a nice cheeky picture on my profile x

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  4. If you are Bi, can you only buy hummus?

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