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Thursday, 20 December 2012

The End Of The World

The world is ending tomorrow apparently. Around the globe, people are getting a little overexcited and partaking in all manner of strange behaviour. Not to be out done, I've put a list together myself of all the things I want to try before my demise.

I'm going to streak through Tesco in a gimp mask, take a dump in a policeman's helmet, eat somebody's pet, drag a Chav behind my car and kick a badger to death. After I've done all of that, I better crack on with that list!


18 comments:

  1. I think I would do something sexy x

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    1. Can I watch, or even join in?

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  2. I would burn down my high school.

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  3. I would go on a killing spree. I know my victims are about to die, but why should I not have the pleasure of dispatching them in my own chosen way?

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  4. I would take a crap on my teacher's desk.

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  5. Who says the youth of today lacks imagination?

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  6. Happy Christmas you nasty bastard.

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  7. I'm regretting shagging that spaniel now. I feel such a fool!

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    1. If it was the same spaniel that I shagged, I hope you did him after me. I don't want your sloppy seconds.

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  8. Not just sex, it would have to be an orgy. I would want to die with a great big smile on my face, surrounded by exhausted young men x

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  9. Sex, Sex and more Sex. The only way to go!

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