I saw someone have an epileptic fit the other day. People stood around gawping, wondering what to do. Then one wag piped up and suggested that the poor inflicted soul be thrown in a bath with some detergent so that they could do their washing.
I can't believe the ignorance of some people. It is common knowledge that people having epileptic fits frequently soil themselves, due to their loss of muscle control. I can't see how that would help remove those stubborn stains and ground in dirt.