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Friday, 26 July 2013

Epilepsy

I saw someone have an epileptic fit the other day. People stood around gawping, wondering what to do. Then one wag piped up and suggested that the poor inflicted soul be thrown in a bath with some detergent so that they could do their washing.

I can't believe the ignorance of some people. It is common knowledge that people having epileptic fits frequently soil themselves, due to their loss of muscle control. I can't see how that would help remove those stubborn stains and ground in dirt.


23 comments:

  1. Twisted freak!

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  2. I nearly soiled myself reading it.

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  3. OMG! that is just wrong! Why can't I stop giggling?

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  4. Being epileptic is a bonus if you are into watersports.

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    1. Now that is seriously wrong! LOL!

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    2. Nothing wrong with watersports.

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    3. one of the nicest ways of getting a shower.... and a mouthwash!!!

      but I AM giggling over some of these comments... although I'd HATE to be given a blow job by an epileptic as she was going into spasm... don't want my fat cock mangled by her gnashers!!! OUCH!

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  5. I did pee myself a little reading this. Glad I was in the privacy of my own home. Could have been embarrassing LOL!

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    1. nothing wrong with nicely soaked panties for your partner to lick and suck and enjoy when he/she comes home.... better still if he/she is an epileptic, cos then you could throw them in the bath together!!

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  6. I loved this one.

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  7. Epileptics are often mistaken for break dancers.

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  8. I use epilepsy as an excuse for pissing the bed.

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    1. Pissing your own bed or someone else's?

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    2. I once slept with a guy who peed the bed. I'm glad it was his bed and not mine. I still wasn't impressed.

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  9. That is just wrong, so why is it so funny?

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    1. we ALL giggle and laugh at 'wrong' things... most probably because we visualise the situations and find them funny.... and, after all, they are rather surreal images...

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