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Monday, 22 July 2013

School Lies!

During our school days we trusted our teachers implicitly. The word of our teachers equated to those of God. However, looking back from a better informed stand point, we are able to recognise we were duped. Take science lessons for instance. Like many school children before and since, I faced the prospect of learning the periodic table. What a sham that turned out to be. It is now become obvious that sulphur is just powdered egg. That is probably just the tip of the iceberg. Who knows what cobalt really is!

22 comments:

  1. I'm not sure I would eat an omelette made from sulphur

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  2. There is a surprising similarity

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  3. Why do so many science teachers smell of chemicals?

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  4. There was always lots of fun things to play with in science lessons. Some of the boys were always setting light to things.

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  5. I married a science teacher. He could be a little boring, but he was a good man at heart.

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  6. I loved science lessons when an experiment went wrong. Explosions were always so funny.

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  7. I used to enjoy messing with the Bunsen burners :p they got me into a lot of trouble!

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  8. I once got out of a cross country run by setting my PE get alight in a chemistry lesson. They couldn't argue with that excuse. I just claimed somebody else did it and I didn't know who the culprit was.

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  9. I loved it when we cut up rats in science class. Sticking bits of rats in other kids sandwiches was great fun.

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    1. At least you weren't cutting up other kids!

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    2. I like the idea of cutting up kids and putting them in sandwiches

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  10. I never gave it a second thought in chemistry lessons, but I can see what you mean.

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  11. I loved chemistry. It was like Disneyland for nerds.

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  12. I was a school teacher. The science teachers were the lepers of the staff room.

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  13. The only thing I liked about school was making out with the boys.

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    1. Lol and me i loved to make out with the girls or one extra hot female teacher

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  14. All I remember about chemistry lessons are the fires. Something was always being set on fire.

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  15. Never liked chimestry i always got the most boring teachers

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    1. What was your sex education teacher like?

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