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Friday, 25 October 2013

Mad Max Factor

Scientists often claim that the one thing that will survive a nuclear apocalypse is the cockroach. They are hardy creatures and I don't dispute this. However, they will not stand alone as the only surviving remnant of the past. If the likes of Mad Max, Doomsday and Cyborg have taught us anything, it is that peroxide and extreme cosmetics will also pass through a major catastrophe unharmed.

25 comments:

  1. Mohican haircuts look like they will be very popular

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    1. could be fun... mohican pubes... under arm styling... heads... beards... moustaches.... chests... we could start a new craze!!!

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    2. I once had a boyfriend who shaved and coloured his chest hair into a big red heart when I was a student for rag week.

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    3. I bet he was in the rugby team Sue.

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  2. CERTAINLY counts me out then... naturally bald BUT I do have a multi coloured fluorescent mohican party wig... will THAT save me from the doomsday holocaust?

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    1. Do you have a matching merkin?

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    2. I'd let you make me one Lois... and I'll make you one too.. or should that be one two? or even one two too?

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    3. What colour did you have in mind?

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    4. Multi coloured??? Maybe Lois can make all of us one....

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    5. Shave some hair off your arse and make your own you dirty twat!

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  3. I hope there are a lot of good recipes for cockroaches.

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    1. Would it matter if only cockroaches were the only things alive???
      and the word cockroach... would anyone think of putting a cock in the end of their spliff??? I've many better places I like to put my cock in ;)

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  4. I don't think I could eat a cockroach

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    1. Who are you kidding Chunky? I bet you would even eat a dog turd.

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    2. Just because I'm fat, it doesn't mean I would eat anything.

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    3. If that was ALL there was to eat, I'm sure you would... you've got to keep your protein levels up....mind you, the cockroaches might mutate and want to eat you..

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    4. It's just a matter of packaging. I bet you would eat a McTurd or a McCockroach

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    5. I don't think I could eat one.

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  5. Who is the actor in the pictures and what film are they from? He looks really scary!

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    1. The pictures are taken from the film Doomsday, which is set in Scotland. So there is a good chance he is actually a natural GINGER!!!!!

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    2. That's probably why he dyed it.

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    3. Does your carpet match your head hair Carol? I love munching carpets ;)

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