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Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Obesity

I have often been accused of being unnecessarily cruel to fat and obese people. However, I do feel they have a valued place in our society.
The fat have a significant impact on the property market. Their humongous bulk affects the supply and demand of houses. Much like Daleks, they are unable to negotiate stairs, thus restricting them to the bungalow market. This reduces the demand for multi-storey accommodation. Which in turn lowers house prices for normal people.
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28 comments:

  1. Unknown16 October 2013 at 04:43

    Brilliant!

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  2. Unknown16 October 2013 at 05:00

    This is actually logical.

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  3. Unknown16 October 2013 at 05:32

    I always thought daleks were crap. How could anyone be afraid of them?

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  4. Unknown16 October 2013 at 05:35

    Stair lifts could be the answer.

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2013 at 05:18

      Some of them would need an industrial crane

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  5. Unknown16 October 2013 at 05:38

    I can sort of see the funny side.

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    1. Anonymous16 October 2013 at 05:49

      I just knew fat people were jolly!

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  6. paula mathews16 October 2013 at 05:42

    You'll end up giving someone an eating disorder. Although that might not be such a bad thing.

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  7. Unknown16 October 2013 at 06:19

    Wouldn't it be sad if Santa Claus was as skinny as a rake....he's a happy fatty!!!

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    1. Anonymous16 October 2013 at 06:31

      It is often mentioned that Santa comes down the chimney. I note that nobody ever talks of Santa going up a chimney. The fat twat!

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    2. Anonymous16 October 2013 at 06:32

      Gravity, the curse of the fat.

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    3. Unknown17 October 2013 at 01:15

      Instead of judging kids on if they've been bad or good, maybe Santa should weigh them.

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    4. Unknown17 October 2013 at 03:52

      There wouldn't be many American children getting any presents.

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  8. Unknown17 October 2013 at 00:36

    The Gif is so funny

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    1. Anonymous17 October 2013 at 03:50

      It reminds me of the opening scenes of Raiders Of The Lost Ark

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  9. Unknown17 October 2013 at 04:09

    My apartment is up 8 flights of stairs. there is no chance of any fatties getting up there.

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  10. Anonymous17 October 2013 at 06:20

    I have some particularly creaky stairs. They also appear to put our chunky friends off.

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  11. Anonymous17 October 2013 at 07:41

    I've just clogged my toilet with a banging shit. Does anyone know a good Dalek?

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  12. Unknown18 October 2013 at 04:00

    They will all be moving to new Zealand where everyone lives in bungalows.

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  13. Unknown20 October 2013 at 08:49

    I was never a big fan of Dr Who

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  14. Unknown20 October 2013 at 09:11

    I only really have a problem with fat people on planes.

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  15. Bex Lewis21 October 2013 at 01:27

    They walk so slowly. They always hold me up when I'm in a hurry

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  16. Unknown31 October 2013 at 02:36

    Looks like a heavyweight bout of 'totla wipeout' LOL

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