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Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Obesity

I have often been accused of being unnecessarily cruel to fat and obese people. However, I do feel they have a valued place in our society.
The fat have a significant impact on the property market. Their humongous bulk affects the supply and demand of houses. Much like Daleks, they are unable to negotiate stairs, thus restricting them to the bungalow market. This reduces the demand for multi-storey accommodation. Which in turn lowers house prices for normal people.

30 comments:

  1. I always thought daleks were crap. How could anyone be afraid of them?

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  2. Stair lifts could be the answer.

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    1. Some of them would need an industrial crane

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  3. I can sort of see the funny side.

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    1. Good for you lard arse.

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    2. I just knew fat people were jolly!

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  4. You'll end up giving someone an eating disorder. Although that might not be such a bad thing.

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  5. Wouldn't it be sad if Santa Claus was as skinny as a rake....he's a happy fatty!!!

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    1. It is often mentioned that Santa comes down the chimney. I note that nobody ever talks of Santa going up a chimney. The fat twat!

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    2. Gravity, the curse of the fat.

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    3. Instead of judging kids on if they've been bad or good, maybe Santa should weigh them.

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    4. There wouldn't be many American children getting any presents.

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    1. It reminds me of the opening scenes of Raiders Of The Lost Ark

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  7. My apartment is up 8 flights of stairs. there is no chance of any fatties getting up there.

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  8. I have some particularly creaky stairs. They also appear to put our chunky friends off.

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  9. I've just clogged my toilet with a banging shit. Does anyone know a good Dalek?

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    1. I Know a Polish plumber that will do anything for 50p

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  10. They will all be moving to new Zealand where everyone lives in bungalows.

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    1. I wish I could move to New Zealand.

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    2. Too many Orks

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  11. I only really have a problem with fat people on planes.

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  12. They walk so slowly. They always hold me up when I'm in a hurry

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  13. Looks like a heavyweight bout of 'totla wipeout' LOL

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