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Sunday 5 January 2014

Boxer Dog

I asked a friend of mine what he had for Christmas. He told me that he didn't receive much in the way of presents, as he and his wife had just forked out £600 for a boxer dog. 

What a waste of money! Why didn't he go down to the local pound and pick up any unwanted dog for free, take it home and hit it in the face with a frying pan?

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    1. I agree with the waist of money. Although I am guilty of it. And plenty of animals at shelters need love. No pan needed.

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  2. How cruel... and why not simply take the frying pan up to the local pound and hit several in the face and see which one is the cutest??? That way, not only can you choose, you can leave some boxer "type" dogs for others to collect!!

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  3. Someone has been watching too much Tom and Jerry

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    1. Weren't Tom and Jerry about a cat and a mouse?

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    2. There was a dog in Tom and Jerry sometimes, and I remember him being hit in the face with a frying pan

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  4. Forget the frying pan, use a steam iron.

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    1. Instead of a Boxer you would end up with a hot dog.

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  5. I can't understand people buying dogs from breeders when there are so many unwanted dogs in need of a good home.

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  6. Why do people feel the need to cut their tails off?

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    1. It always strikes me as cruel

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    2. I didn't know they cut their tails off. I thought they just had little stumpy tails.

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  7. I love this post. I always had a soft spot for cartoons.

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    1. So do I. Family Guy rocks!

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    2. I liked the innocence of Danger Mouse.

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    3. How old are you?

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  8. I prefer cats. At least they don't rip kids to pieces or savage postmen.

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    1. Lions and Tigers do.... well, maybe not postmen... unless they are i Africa or India...

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  9. Richard Gere prefers hamsters.

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  10. I like beavers.

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  11. I also like barbers. They appear to be very popular.

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  12. I think you mean beavers. I think you have a prudish device corrective your spelling.

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    1. That would be correcting and not corrective.

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  13. I can certainly see the attraction of beavers, but can you tame them?

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  14. oh yes good one Eve

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  15. I like beavers too, but prefer eating them all.

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