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Monday, 3 November 2014

Halloween 2

In my previous entry, I recommended spraying derogatory remarks on the walls of your house suggesting a sex offender dwells within, was a good idea to keep away pesky kids calling round Trick or Treating. 
This proved to be sound advice. No kids rang my bell. Objective achieved. However, I would like to add that for single women and gay men, the aforementioned graffiti is also a good way to meet firemen.

28 comments:

  1. I love firemen, but this might be a little bit too extreme for me.

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    1. Depends how cute the fireman is

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    2. Better to graffiti a neighbour's house and then bring coffee out for the fireman. Especially if you've got a noisy neighbour like me.

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    3. It's unreeled & ready to squirt!!

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    4. Do you need a hand with it?

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    5. Can I play, or is it just for the girls?

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    6. You can test drive him for me Sally.

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  2. Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him.....or burn his house down!

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  3. I love the Friday the 13th movies.

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    1. Just lie back and moan whilst I eat you

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    2. Vampires rule!

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  4. I should have sprayed my walls. Those kids just didn't stop calling.

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    1. He was always better than Michael Myers

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  6. The remakes of Halloween and Friday the 13th were both shit.

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  7. I love firemen. I like to slide down a pole.

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    1. I've got a pole you can slide up and down on.

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