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Monday, 27 October 2014

Halloween

Once again Halloween is almost upon us. On a positive note, they usually put some classic horror movies on television. Unfortunately, this is outweighed by the down side to Halloween. Dozens of scrounging neighbour kids banging on my door after handouts. It's bad enough that my taxes are paying for their scrounging parents' benefits.
Not this year. I have a cunning plan. By spray painting "dirty nonce" and "paedo" on the outside of my house, those grabbing little urchins should stay well clear of my humble abode. A nice quiet night in front of the television beckons.

33 comments:

  1. My feelings exactly. I love the horror movies, but hate the kids at the door.

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  2. I love horror movies, but I still can't watch the Exorcist.

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  3. I love the first two Hostel movies and the Saw movies.

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    1. I'd heard the word used, but never knew what it meant. I didn't want to ask in case I sounded stupid.

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  5. I'll be at a halloween party dressed as a zombie hooker.

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    1. I always go as a Mummy. I like to get unwrapped.

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    2. I would like to unwrap you... a yummy mummy

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    4. Can I have a bed bath please

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    5. I might need to do something to raise your blood pressure. Any ideas?

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    6. I need more blood pressure. Make things bigger

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  6. Party party party. Get your freak on!

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  7. I'm not a fan of halloween, but any excuse for a party.

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  8. I've seen too many horrors for real.

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  9. I love halloween, always a wild party.

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    1. It puts the willies up me

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  10. I'm getting really excited. Halloween always brings out the kid in me.

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    1. I hope no one plays a trick on you....they are laughing at me Lauren

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    2. Lauren have you blocked me? Sorry if you have

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    3. Ally, Lauren says she hasn't blocked you. Her profile has been shut down. she is trying to get it re-opened.

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    4. I've not blocked you Ally, but my profile is suspended.

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    5. I'm glad you never....but you are all gone now

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    1. Did you get much candy fat boy?

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