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Tuesday 18 November 2014

Kitchen Nightmares

Nothing puts the fear of god into a restaurant owner more than a visit from the Health Inspectors. Health violations can shut a business down just as quickly as poor cuisine.
Gordon Ramsey has managed to produce a television show based on him shouting abuse at restaurant workers. I suppose, that if it saves the business, it is probably worth taking a few uncouth verbals from a man with a face like pork crackling.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of restaurants out there and Gordon is a busy man. He can't shout at everyone. So if the Health Inspectors are heading to your business, you are going to have to sort your own mess out.

Here's a little tip for you. Why not sweep up those mouse droppings and pop there in your pepper grinders. Thus removing one violation, and cutting your overheads.

33 comments:

  1. Replacing your cats with real chicken would also help.

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  2. I think I'll skip the black pepper

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  3. I'm a good cook, so I tend to cook me own food. I don't eat out often. I'm not sure I'm going to eat out again after reading this.

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  4. "There's a rat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?" UB40

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    1. Get your rat out

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    2. Who says I've got a cock? I might be a girl.

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    3. Everyone wants to get in your panties Chloe

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    4. You can get yours out as well Carol.

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  6. I think Gordon Ramsey is sexy. I bet he's really dominant.

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  7. He makes me shout at the television

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  8. Gordon Ramsey has a face for cooking. You could grate cheese on his forehead.

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  9. I wouldn't turn him down. He could cook me a nice meal first.

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