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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Messi

I'm a rugby man through and through. My knowledge of football is limited to say the least. Despite the pages of the tabloids being constantly filled with their antics both on and off the field of play, I know neither their names nor who they play for. In fact it has got to the stage now, where their high jinx demand greater media attention their footballing prowess.
Consequently, it came as a great surprise to me that there is a footballer going by the name of Messi. I had been labouring under the notion that it was just a nickname the other players had for Wayne Rooney when he forgets his bib.

47 comments:

  1. Messi is God!

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    1. i agree with you there sue, footballers roll around holding there heads when they get kicked in leg its profer funny.. rugby players get bit bruises and blood. love it

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  3. Luis Suarez should be banned for life.

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  4. Rooney looks like a potato and probably has a similar IQ.

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  5. I like looking at their legs and tight bums, but I wish they wouldn't spit.

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    1. Totally agree with you Paula.

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    2. well well well legs and tight bum's hehe, i think you would like to walk me play football then with my tight bum, i only split in one place but only if you ask him too lmao..

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  6. Suarez is a twat!

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    1. Leicester Tigers rock!

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    2. I think you will find that it is Moseley that rocks!

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    3. I beg to differ. Harlequins rule! Nick Easter is a very big boy!

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    4. Gloucester get it right zara lol, freddie burns one of the best!!! Come on Gloucester

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    5. Freddie Burns does have a nice bum, but I bet he isn't hung like Wade Dooley.

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    6. Wade Dooley! When did you last go to a rugby match?

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  8. 'm Glad that you like footballers legs , Paula . Be sure ... Not all spit ;-)

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  9. We play rugby in Israel. I have never been to see it, but we beat Denmark, In a World cup game.

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    1. Just because you play a game, it doesn't mean you are good at it. Israel will never qualify for the Rugby World cup.

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    2. I did not say we were good at it, only that we play it and beat Denmark.

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    3. You tell him girl!

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  10. Rooney is a knob and his wife is just a hooker.

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  11. I bet Rooney ate a lot of crayons when he was at school.

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    1. I would be very surprised if he ever went to school.

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  12. Colleen Rooney must be the only person in the world who is famous for marrying a potato.

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  13. I don't know any footballers either. Judging by the comments on here, I don't want to either.

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  14. Suarez should have been bammed for life for biting. Rooney should be banned for life for failing to be human.

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    1. Gas him like a badger!

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  15. Footballers are scum. I prefer gridiron.

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  16. Real men play for the Packers.

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    1. Well you don't play for the Packers, so you are clearly not a man!

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    2. Burn chunky!

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  17. LIVERPOOL all the way. i'm a red until i die xx

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    1. How come you support Liverpool if you come from Gloucester? Just like all the plastic Man Utd fans.

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    2. Liverpool rule fat boy!

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  18. What exactly do Liverpool rule?

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  19. Suarez represents Liverpool. Enough said!

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  20. anonymous whatever your name is stop being mouthy and put your name and a picture of you, chicken shit, grow up..

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    1. Oooooooh has someone throw their teddy out the pram!

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    2. You could try answering his question as to why someone from Gloucester supports Liverpool.

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    3. Cat fight! Scratch his eyes out tiger!

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  21. Maybe cause I used to live in liverpool.. Have you ever thought about that.. Obviously not so there you go there's your answer..

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    1. That explains it. I thought it was strange to find chavs in Gloucester.

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    2. He's mugged you off! LOL

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  22. Primark shoppers are as welcome to psss comment on Punching Swans as anyone else. Plus they can't crayon over the lines on here!

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