Ding dong the witch is dead. Maggie Thatcher has finally popped her clogs, and I for one won't be mourning the loss.
She caused me nothing but hardship whilst she was alive. In death she is still a burden on the nation. She has been granted a state funeral. It is estimated that the cost of the funeral will be in the region of £10,000,000. Once again the nation's tax payers are having to put their hands in their pockets for the evil one.
If the nation is determined to honour her memory, then surely her funeral should be privatised and offered out to the lowest bidder in the true spirit of Thatcherism. She would end up being floated down the Thames in a bin liner.
Alternatively, we could just chuck her rotting corpse down a mine shaft. How apt would that be?