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Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Frozen


The story of a women killing her husband with a squirrel recently went viral. I'm not sure how she carried out this act, but if it were me, I would have frozen the squirrel first and then used it as a club. I would loved to have watched Quincy try to figure out the identity of the murder weapon.

It's surprising how much fun you can actually have with otherwise mundane objects once they are frozen. Walt Disney's head is much better for ten pin bowling in its frozen form.
Let us also not forget how difficult it is to sharpen worms with a pencil sharpener if they are not frozen first.

27 comments:

  1. Brilliant! back on form.

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  2. I've got to try the frozen mentos

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  3. When freezing worms, It's important to make sure they are layed out straight for freezing. Otherwise it is difficult to get them in the sharpener. I prefer to use the casings from cheap ball point pens.

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    1. What's your tip for freezing squirrels?

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    2. Red squirrels or grey squirrels?

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  4. What did they do with the rest of Walt Disney?

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  5. I would have used a frozen otter. Better bash!

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    1. Otter tail would provide a good two handed grip.

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    2. I'd use a cat. I'm not keen on cats.

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  6. What had her husband done to drive her to do it?

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    1. He came home from the pub drunk, with a squirrel.

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  7. Perhaps 'woman stabs husband with squirrel' Just means the squirrel was a partner in crime.

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    1. What was the squirrel's breaking point?

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  9. I thought this post was going to be about that dumb cartoon. So glad it isn't. A big smile!

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    1. Gary how can you hate "Frozen"? It's so cute.

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    2. Sorry Liz, but I'm with Gary on that one. It grates on my nerves.

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    3. I hate it. It sucks!

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  10. I once found a cat frozen to death in a restaurant freezer. It was not on the menu. It had gone in without anyone seeing and got locked in.

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    1. If it's not on the menu, you can always serve it as a "special".

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    2. What does it come with?

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    3. Sara you can slap your special pussy anywhere on my body as hard as you like

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