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Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Who's To Blame?

A couple of thousand years ago, Romans nailed Jesus to a cross. The Jews got the blame, and are still blamed to this day. Despite there being four accounts in the Bible of the death of Jesus, and in each account it makes it perfectly clear that it was the Romans that crucified him. Nobody ever points their finger at the Italians.
Similarly, Europeans have been blamed for taking tuberculosis to the Americas, resulting in the decimation of the indigenous inhabitants. However, recent scientific studies have shown that tuberculosis was actually spread to the Americas by seals, long before the arrival of any European settlers. I bet we never get an apology. They will just continue to eat their fish and clap in that smug manner. 

37 comments:

  1. Seals are clearly evil. that is why Canadians club them to death.

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    1. Their clubs could be put to better use in Syria.

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    2. I don't think they need anymore weapons over there!

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    3. Perhaps we can send them some TB carrying seals.

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    4. Or a walrus with ebola

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  2. I heard Jews poison wells and sacrifice babies, but I'm just an ignorant twat!

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    1. They also got blamed for the plague.

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    2. I don't blame the Jews for the plague. That was the seals!

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  3. I've never really understood why evertbody blames the Jews. it doesn't make any sense.

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    1. People who 'blame the Jews', claim to do so because it was Jewish authorities who turned Jesus over to Pontius Pilate for punishment for his blasphemy. Jewish members of the religious order wanted Romans to carry out punishment that they could not carry out on their own.

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    2. I once helped a thug find a guy I didn't like. When we found him, the thug battered him into next week. I watched with glee, but I did not commit the act. I couldn't make the thug beat him. Neither could the Jewish authorities kill Jesus. Approving of a deed isn't doing the deed.

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  4. I kissed a seal at a water park. It smelled like a dirty fanny.

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    1. I'll take your word for that!...can I kiss your clean fanny?!

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    2. Perhaps you can clean her fanny

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    3. Are we talking British fanny or American fanny?

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    4. My money is on the British version of fanny

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    5. If it's an American fanny, that is really disturbing.

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    6. Do you want to find out Athula?

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    7. Whip it out and send me a picture big boy!

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    8. On its way. do you have a picture for me?

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    9. I was definately talking about the English fanny!

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    10. Have you smelled many dirty fannys?

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  5. I never blames to any one either they are jews or any other... we all are the children of the lord.... God bless you... visit here http://smiteshmakwana.blogspot.com/

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  6. We have loads of seals in NZ. Didn't know thet could spread TB.

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  7. The seals are innocent. It's a walrus conspiracy.

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