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Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Drug Smuggling

When smuggling drugs, never use an owl. Their startled facial features are a dead give away!

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    1. Why has it printed my comment twice? must be the drugs.

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    2. Sex is the drug.

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  2. Always use lots of lube if your going up the bum.

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  3. You should use a panda. They have a bum even bigger than mine.

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    1. How much can u fit up your bum?

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    2. The down side to using a panda is that they are hard to come by, draw a lot of media coverage and have bloody great big claws.

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  4. I always get searched. I think they just like to touch me up.

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    1. I bet it's cos of your hypnotic boobs.

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    2. I want to take a good look at them.

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    3. I get searched a lot but I don't mind. They are only doing their job.

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  5. Owls are supposed to be wise. So how come they can't mask their expressions?

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  6. Was Harry Potter a drug smuggler?

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    1. I love Harry Potter. It would be cool to have an owl.

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  7. i've passed through too many airports to worry about searches.

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  8. Airport security is the perfect job for a pervert

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