Not for the easily offended.
Why has it printed my comment twice? must be the drugs.
Love is the drug.
Sex is the drug.
Always use lots of lube if your going up the bum.
So are you Ali
You should use a panda. They have a bum even bigger than mine.
How much can u fit up your bum?
The down side to using a panda is that they are hard to come by, draw a lot of media coverage and have bloody great big claws.
How much have you got?
This one really made me giggle.
Give the owl some eye drops.
I always get searched. I think they just like to touch me up.
I bet it's cos of your hypnotic boobs.
I want to take a good look at them.
I get searched a lot but I don't mind. They are only doing their job.
I love the madness
Owls are supposed to be wise. So how come they can't mask their expressions?
Was Harry Potter a drug smuggler?
I love Harry Potter. It would be cool to have an owl.
i've passed through too many airports to worry about searches.
Airport security is the perfect job for a pervert