The big vote is almost upon us. Both sides are neck and neck, with the outcome uncertain. Although the Daily Star has proclaimed that the Scots will gain their independence as they featured a picture a piece of chicken, purchased from KFC, that was shaped like mainland Britain with Scotland missing.
Most people will mostly likely vote according to how they feel the outcome will effect them personally. Buckfast's decision to pull out of Scotland, should they gain independence, could have a major impact on the outcome of the referendum.
Whilst transvestites have always felt welcome in Scotland and would probably support independence.
I'm more interested in how it affects us down here in England. Will we be able to send all of our resident Jocks back north of Hadrian's Wall? Will we be able to send the rest of the Gingers packing with them?
It's not as though Scottish women are easy on the eye!
Despite all this, my biggest concern is how can we get rid of Wales. We've had their coal. We've had their gold. They're just costing us money now. Just think, if we can get rid of Scotland and Wales, we will go from being Great Britain to Awesome Britain!