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Tuesday, 19 February 2013

Horse meat

As mentioned previously, I'm no big fan of horses. However, not being the kind of person to cause unnecessary upset, I've been pondering the dilemma of what to do should someone ever give me a horse.

In the past, your option for equine disposal have been glue or string. I was never really sure which was the most profitable. Fortunately, this quandary no longer exists. The answer is clearly lasagna.

16 comments:

  1. I would eat it. I just love meat.

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  2. There is no pleasure in choking!

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  3. Choking the chicken can be fun.

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  4. How can strangling a chicken bring you pleasure? Do you kick cats as well?

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    1. Is it the ignorance of youth or American naivety that renders you a laughing stock?

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    2. Does your arrogance come from being gay?

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    3. Does anyone else find it ironic that a cat fight has emerged from a comment about kicking cats?

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    4. I like to kick cats. I also like to punch squirrels.

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  5. I'm a vegetarian and I'm finding the situation hilarious.

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    1. I bet you do put meat in your mouth.

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  6. I don't like horses, so I'm happy to eat them.

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