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Thursday, 14 February 2013

Sharia Law

I can't say I'm fully in favour of the introduction of Sharia Law into the UK. There are certain aspects that quite frankly, don't appear to make any sense whatsoever. Having women walk three paces behind men may well raise the men's street credibility, but it's no way to clear a mine field.

However, I am in favour of the Burqa. I have always been a believer in equality for women, and nothing beats the burqa for creating a level playing field. If all women wore burqas, even the ugly ones would be in with a shout for a bit of action. Gingers, fatties, the deformed, hairy or just plain weird looking all have parity with the normal women. Although any woman with a lazy eye or a squint would be considered a right minger!
One thing that does strike me as a little hypocritical about the compulsory introduction of the burqa, is that I was under the impression that the Qur'an was against gambling. Yet picking a bride must surely have greater odds than the throwing of any dice.

21 comments:

  1. Your going to be in trouble for this one. LOL!

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  2. It must be great fun wearing a burqa, pretending to be a ninja.

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  3. I think some of them are men wearing burqas to perv. They could walk into women's changing rooms or toilets.

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  4. I bet the contents of the garbage bags smells best.

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  5. The thing I like about the burqa, is that it allows for masturbation in the supermarket.

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  6. I'm short sighted, so I hate burkas. Some of these muslim women get very uptight when you try to post a letter in them.

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  7. The burka can be really empowering for women. I'm nearly 60 and I bet I could trick a nice young man into having sex with me just by wearing one.

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    1. Naughty girl! That is so funny!

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    2. Young men have only one thing on their minds.

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    3. I hope I'm as daring as you at your age.

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    4. Paula, you'd not need to wear a burka to tempt anyone into bed... you've a stunning figure!

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  8. I like burkas because it allows me to walk around almost naked. They are great for cottaging. Very practical and hides your identity should someone catch you.

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  9. I wore one once for a laugh on a hen night. I kept bumping into things. Vision is a bit limited. If you turn quickly you can't see a thing.

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  10. I find it very hard to respect muslims. They are hypocrites and oppressive.

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  11. Wasn't Mohammed a paedo? I heard he married a six year old girl and had sex with her when she was only nine.

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  12. Burkas should be banned. If they don't like it, they can live in a muslim country. Why should we be dictated to by them?

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  13. its a batshit religion, if you have no religion these women oppressing nutjobs are ordered by the koran to kill you! I think that says it all about sharia law.

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  14. Muslims treat women as slaves.

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