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Saturday, 23 February 2013

The Pope

Apparently the Pope is knackered. After years of covering up the crimes of paedophiles and promoting the spread of AIDS, the poor old Nazi has had enough.

He wasn't the first Nazi Pope. Pope Pius XII had previously filled that role. However, unless the Catholic church can dig up a Neo-Nazi, he will probably be the last. Although I wouldn't put that past them.
So if anyone knows an ageing virgin keen on instructing others in their chosen sexual practises, who wants to live in a palace whilst preaching to others about giving to the poor and likes the taste of tarmac, please put them in touch with the Vatican.

16 comments:

  1. The Catholic church should be shut down. Any organisation that fail to challenge the sexual abuse of children within its ranks should be banned. The Pope should be called to account for the actions of the Catholic church.

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  2. The Catholic church is just a club for paedos.

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  3. Why don't they just admit they are gay and come out of the closet, instead of just abusing kids. At least they would still have their self respect.

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  4. I sometimes do a bit of role play with my friend dressed as a catholic priest and me playing a naughty catholic school girl. Never seems quite right. Perhaps I should play a naughty catholic school boy!

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    1. That's a risky bit of role play Paula if you can't use a condom!

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    2. I might indulge in a bit of role play, but I am not irresponsible. I'll leave that to the Vatican. I always play safe.

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  5. The Catholic church are a bunch of hypocrites. They preach hatred towards the gay community, yet when catholic priests abuse choir boys and others in their care, they bury their heads in the sand. What is the greater sin?

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  6. I've always thought of Priests as oppressed transvestites.

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  7. I'm glad I'm a Buddhist. Although not all Buddhist priests behave as they should.

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  8. I was a choir boy for four years and not once did a priest molest me. My self esteem is in tatters. How ugly must I be!

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  9. I once had sex in a confessional box.

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  10. I once took a dump in a confessional box.

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  11. My friend farted in a confessional booth. She said the priest let her off quite lightly that day. I thing he just wanted her out because of the smell.

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  12. I went to a Catholic school and there was an Irish priest there who was always touching girls. Nobody ever said anything because he was a priest. I am no longer a Catholic. It was never my choice anyway.

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  13. The Catholic church is a sham. They hold our country to ransom. We are living under a dictatorship and people are not even aware of it.

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