Apparently the Pope is knackered. After years of covering up the crimes of paedophiles and promoting the spread of AIDS, the poor old Nazi has had enough.
He wasn't the first Nazi Pope. Pope Pius XII had previously filled that role. However, unless the Catholic church can dig up a Neo-Nazi, he will probably be the last. Although I wouldn't put that past them.
So if anyone knows an ageing virgin keen on instructing others in their chosen sexual practises, who wants to live in a palace whilst preaching to others about giving to the poor and likes the taste of tarmac, please put them in touch with the Vatican.